Sunday morning newspaper story:
"Crap. Some 12 year old boy died while riding a roller coaster at Disneyland."
"How the hell does that happen?"
"Says he had some congenital heart abnormality."
"Random."
"Oh, well, the family is from Kentucky."
"That explains it."
"If you're going to have a medical emergency Disney's the place to be; it only took 6 minutes for paramedics to arrive."
"Get this: he was pronounced dead at..... Celebration Hospital."
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