My parents have been here this weekend helping me out with the boys while David is having one last pre-baby hurrah at the Coachella music festival. In the bathroom they're using are all sorts of interesting toiletries that they have brought with them spread out on the counter. One of these items looked particularly interesting and I asked my mom what it was.
"Oh, that's my crack cream."
Excuse me?
Sure enough the little bottle was called "Zim's Crack Cream." Dry skin can result in small cracks on hands and feet, right? And surely these were the cracks this cream was meant for. But c'mon....
"I never leave home without my crack cream."
"That Zim really knows how to fill my crack."
"My crack cream is the only thing that brings me relief."
And for some reason this cream comes in a small spray bottle, maybe for those people who have a really hard to reach crack.
2 comments:
Mindy that made me laugh so hard
oh man....I almost choked on my bagel!
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